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RENEWALS, BOOK INFO, MEDIA-VIDEO-CD's-Books on Tape, CHILDREN'S, or REFERENCE Sections.
. PHONE 973-285-6930


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These require basic mouse-control skills: Phone to sign-up weeks in advance (name and phone# please)
LIBRARIES :     Morris County: 973-285-6930        Morristown-Morris Township: 973-538-2592

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Microsoft - Word Processing - WORD and ADVANCED WORD.

CLICK ON START
COSTELLO PLACED A PHONE CALL TO BUY A COMPUTER
FROM ABBOTT at the Super-Duper Computer Store.

ABBOTT : COSTELLO :

May I help you?		I'm thinking about buying a computer.
*Mac*?		No, the name's Lou.
Your computer?		I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
What about *Windows*?		Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Do you want a computer with *Windows*?		I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Wallpaper.		Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Software for Windows?		No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
*Office*.		Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
I just did.		You just did what?
Recommend something.		You recommended something?
Yes.		For my office?
Yes.		OK, what did you recommend for my office?
*Office*.		Yes, for my office!
I recommend *Office* with *Windows*.		I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
*Word*.		What word?
*Word* in *Office*.		The only word in office is office.
The *Word* in *Office* for *Windows*.		Which word in office for windows?
The *Word* you get when you click the blue "W".		I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
Yes, you want *Real One*.		Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
*Real One*.		If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 &4. Can I watch them?
Of course.		Great! With what?
*Real One*.		OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
You click the blue "1".		I click the blue one what?
The blue "1".		Is that different from the blue w?
The blue "1" is *Real One* and the blue "W" is *Word*.		What word?
The *Word* in Office for Windows.		But there's three words in "office for windows"!
No, just one. But it's the most popular *Word* in the world.		It is?
Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other *Words* left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.		And that word is real one?
*Real One* has nothing to do with *Word. Real One* isn't even part of *Office*.		STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
*Money*.		That's right. What do you have?
Money.		I need money to track my money?
It comes bundled with your computer.		What's bundled with my computer?
*Money.*		Money comes with my computer?
Yes. No extra charge.		I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
One copy.		Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Microsoft gave us a license to copy *Money*.		They can give you a license to copy money?
Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER ...
Super Duper computer store: May I help you?		How do I turn my computer off?
Click on "START".....

LIBRARIES ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE HEARD THE SOUND OF

CLUNK !

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